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The Tea Crimes’ Blog Posts are for the ritualistic sacrifice of surplus-time ONLY. These posts are comprehended best when one is in a state of infernal boredom and or surrounded by people of the utmost vacuous intellect. If not, you will perhaps find these texts wearisome, dreadful, and most likely sluggish. If, on the other foot, you enjoy these ballads of blabber, congratulations, you’ve surpassed my patience.

PS: These posts portray the opinions of the author. Strong they may be, always be aware “to each their own.” If you want to do things ‘wrong,’ do it wrong. Happy steeping!